Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Just me buzzzing around

Please Don't take it seriously i just read this from online dating site.,long time ago i forgot the link (i think) i should share here with my many followers from around the world./goodluck...

If there's one thing you can count on, it's that the Internet has a way of polarizing every issue to unbelievable extremes. Quite often it's not enough for a site operator to state his opinion on a subject, so he or she will plunge into exaggeration and gross generalization to get a viewpoint across. Mind you, a little generalization is always necessary, but typically there is an implied disclaimer that every person and situation is unique and that you shouldn't take any person's view as law. However, some less scrupulous site operators will do the cyber-equivalent of stomping their foot and pointing a finger in your face when making their case, and this is as true in the realm of Filipina relationships as in any other place.

There are two main groups: the Heaven crew, who do everything they can to convince you that Filipinas are God's gift to the men of every nation, and the Hell crew, who will contrarily state that Filipinas are the Devil's minions.

The Heaven crowd is mostly populated by overly-enthusiastic operators of smaller, and typically new, penpal businesses. In their rush to establish their businesses, they will often gloss over the fact that Filipinas are human beings with human desires and human faults. Which isn't to say Filipinas cannot be fantastic partners in life - obviously I think they can, which is why I have this site! But we have to be careful not to cast all Filipinas as robot-saints. Most likely to be encountered on small, often new, profit-motivated penpal websites. Also seen in some newsgroups in the form of SPAM for penpal site.

The Hell crowd is primarily composed of men who have been in relationships with Filipinas that went bad. When relationships go badly, both partners will naturally seek to find an explanation as to why things didn't work out, and nationality or ethnicity is an easy target. Mind you, not all men succumb to this temptation; I've written to several men who have divorced their Filipina wives but who leave open the possibility that they may marry another Filipina under the right circumstances. They realize that their marriages failed for the same reason most marriages fail (arguments over money, chores, career, children, etc.). Still, there are those who blame Filipinas for all their heartaches, and they voice their opinion (that all Filipinas are evil) very loudly on the Internet. Most likely to be found in newsgroups, listservs, and bulletin boards. Sometimes found in my own guest book and in those of other Filipino-oriented sites. Comments range from despair to racist outrage, and none of them are pretty.

Anyway, I've decided to save any of you newcomers to this field of endeavor a lot of work: I've consolidated the views of BOTH the heaven and hell crowds into two short, easy to understand pages. That way you can experience the joys and pains of both camps with a single click of your mouse.

Both of these views are, of course, wrong. What I have written on both pages is only a reiteration of what others have written, with a dose of my own humor added to soften the blows. For the record, neither of these viewpoints, heaven or hell, is accurate. If this were a multiple choice test, you should mark the circle labeled, "None of the above."

(BIG DISCLAIMER: Hoy! Before you read this, be sure to read the Introduction to both the Heaven and Hell sections, above. Go ahead and read it now, please, because if you don't you might actually take these articles seriously and then you'll email me to tell me how wrong I am about my "beliefs." Okay, did you read the introduction? Promise? Well, in case you've got your fingers crossed, or perhaps on a trigger of some kind, let me reiterate that, "THIS PAGE IS NOT SERIOUS!" These articles exist only to give you an EXAMPLE of some of the crazy, irrational attitudes you will find on the Internet regarding Filipinas. Some people do actually believe these things, and they may try to make you believe them, also. The Heaven and Hell articles contain most of the erroneous propaganda I've read about Filipinas, and your job is to read both articles, recognize that both views are ridiculous, and then develop your own personal attitudes based on your own experiences. Marriage to a Filipina is not destined to be Heaven or Hell, it's destined to be what you both make of it. Okay, if you now understand that is NOT for real, and that these are NOT my personal beliefs, and that, in fact, I think both views are WRONG AND IRRATIONAL, please...proceed).

Welcome to Heaven!

Filipinas are the greatest wives on earth! Any man who doesn’t marry a Filipina is making a big mistake! They are all beautiful, loving girls who want nothing more in life than to please their husbands. All of them are virgins until married – sex before marriage is absolutely unheard of! Still, once you’re married, all Filipinas instantly become sexual dynamos who have insatiable appetites for sex in any form. But only with you, of course. Filipinas never cheat, and the idea of divorce is utterly alien to them. Most do not even know what divorce is, or adultery for that matter. No, Filipinas are utterly and completely loyal sexual servants who want only one thing: to please you!

Why? Because you’re a handsome guy, that’s why. Because she knows that American women just don’t know a good thing when they see it. Filipina wives don’t care if you're unemployed, or if you’re a crack-head, or if you're lazy or abusive. You’re her one and only and there was never, ever, anyone else for her. She loves you because you are who you are and that’s why she married you. The fact that you live in one of the wealthiest nations on earth and that she was living in poverty played no role whatsoever in her decision to marry you. She loved poverty, and unlike other women, Filipinas have no desire to marry men who can provide a good life for their children and themselves. In fact, if you were a destitute alcoholic

rummaging through the alleys of Manila, and you somehow met the exact same woman you are now writing to as an American, she would still want to marry you based on your charm and good looks alone.

By the way, you can get away with anything when you’re married to a Filipina. She cares only about your happiness, not her own. If you’re too hung over to mow the lawn, tell your wife to do it! In fact, the only thing Filipinas like better than constant sex with you is, that's right, mowing the lawn. You know all those times she’s on the phone talking to her friend in her native language and giggling? Well, you can bet if she’s not talking about your sexual prowess, she’s probably talking about the new Craftsman pushmowers that are on sale at Sears.

Another unique thing about Filipinas is that by some genetic quirk, they never age. They will remain exactly the age you married them for the rest of their lives. If she’s 25 now, she’ll remain 25. Her skin will never wrinkle, her hair will never turn gray. And it’s a physical impossibility for a Filipina to ever gain or lose weight. They never get fat or skinny, and their hair is always perfectly combed.

Most Filipinas speak perfect English, but that doesn’t really matter, since they speak only when spoken to, and you won’t have much time to talk to your wife while she’s mowing the lawn, right? In the unlikely event that you find yourself talking to your wife (perhaps you get stuck in the elevator with her, etc.), don’t worry, she’ll not initiate a discussion. While all Filipinas are brilliant, they prefer not to use their intelligence in any capacity outside of reading the Karma Sutra or performing complicated lawnmower repair. Talking to you would clearly be out of line. For that reason rest assured that you’ll never have an argument with your wife, since even if she were inclined to talk to you, her opinions and beliefs match yours so perfectly that there is no area for disagreement, and even if there were, she would never in a million years voice her dissent.

There's really no need for you to get to know a Filipina before you marry her, since all Filipinas are wonderful in their own unique ways. You simply can't go wrong. Step off the plane, find some girl outside the airport, and you're set! Yes, it's really just that simple! Why waste hours, even days of valuable time getting to know your special girl when you can make a trip directly to the U.S. Embassy and get that paperwork started? Don't worry, the taxi drivers are all honest and they'll be more than happy to watch your luggage for you while you sign the three forms necessary for you to get married and bring your Filipina back to the U.S. The embassy staff members are all very friendly and eager to help you and will overlook any minor mistakes you might make while doing your paperwork. The entire immigration procedure should take no more than 15 minutes, and of course the Filipino taxi-driver, thrilled with the knowledge that another Filipina is marrying a wonderful American guy like yourself, will stop his meter while you are inside.

So what are you waiting for?! Get on that plane and go get her...

Welcome to HELL!


earthlingorgeous said...

awesome post weng hahaha... actually everyone got a bit of heaven and hell :)

bobbyboy said...

Interesting article. I have to say that no matter what our culture is, we make our own heaven and/or hell.

Thanks for sharing that!

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